We arrive at the park, set up our picnic, and Dane is halfway through his Doritos when I notice peeking out from the leg of his loose little soccer shorts this item, sticking out the leg of his underwear:
I am not kidding. I almost choked on my turkey sandwich I was laughing so hard. What is this item, you ask? It is a battery-operated, light up magnifier that fits on a circa 1992 Game Boy. It's not super tiny, and it was hangin' out in Dane's underwear for half the day. He had ridden scooters with it there, played basketball, played on the swingset, and scooted all the way to the park with this in the back of his undies the whole time. This is to date the weirdest thing he has ever stuck in his underwear.
I guess we need to start checking him for random household items and electronics before leaving for church or school in the mornings. I wouldn't want to get a note from his teacher.
Do little girls do weird stuff like this, too?
Mandy, I'm dying laughing....that's the most disturbingly funny thing I've read today...and I just read John's blog.
ReplyDeleteTypical male - he put an image magnifier in his pants!
ReplyDeleteActually yes they do! I have found magnets, puzzle pieces, whatever. It is always a suprise in more ways than one.
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