Thursday, September 18, 2008

Hotel Ike

Welcome to Hotel Ike!  Located in sunny (sometimes) north Houston area, Hotel Ike was established September 13, 2008.  Come!  Be one of the first guests.  Many hospitable amenities await you.

Just watch for falling brick!  Hardhats are available for back porch excursions.
The Master Suite boasts a brand new skylight (and it's getting bigger every day!) directly above a lovely queen size bed.  Enjoy the rustic sounds of birds chirping and squirrels scurrying in the rafters above you.  Truly a once in a lifetime experience.

Adjacent to the Master Suite is the spacious Master Bath.  Watch your head in the shower!  Those planks and tree branches can really smart!  Enjoy showering by moonlight here at Hotel Ike. 
Or, soak in our relaxing garden tub (located on the left side of the picture).  Also boasting a lovely new sky light, please watch your head as you are getting in and out of the tub.
Need a place to hang your coat?  Just put it in the Master Closet.  Two brand new skylights were just put in for your coat-hanging enjoyment.  Just make sure it's a rain coat you're hanging, because it is very wet here at Hotel Ike.

Before you turn in, please enjoy a unique dining experience in our Dining Area.  Located directly beneath the Master Bathroom, our Dining Area boasts tree-side views, ceilings that just look like they're caving in, and a lovely wet tile flooring.

Outdoors (don't forget your hard hat!), enjoy a lovely view of the neighboring property before taking a dip in the pool.

Did someone say pool??

So, grab the kiddos and come on over to Hotel Ike!  We will have rain boots and liability release forms ready for you upon your arrival.

This advertisement brought to you by State Farm Insurance.


andy said...

Mandy, I think you are losing your touch or something. Seems like under normal circumstances you would be able to work in some sort of witty sarcastic angle on what would normally be a horrible situation. I am not finding it here...anyway

(I am so sorry about your house, keep lindy and me posted on what becomes of things)

Adrienne said...

Wow!!! Yikes, guys. Man, we are so glad you are all safe...and fully insured! We love you guys and are praying for you!

Izzy, Valerie and Joel said...

I thoroughly enjoyed my stay at Hotel Ike. I wouldn't have wanted to be with anyone else but YOU guys.

The Driskells said...

Oh my! Guess you won't be holding on to the name 'Ike' for any future children, huh? So sorry about the damage, and I hope it gets fixed soon.

bob smiley said...

I found this advertisement true right up till I read "once in a life time experience". I seem to remember going there a few years back and seeing a new skylight with a coat hanger in the closet (note: I had to remove the hat first before hanging my coat). So this can hardly be called a "once in a life time experience". By the way, do you need me to go over and get all your valuables out like last time? (Ie. 1 b. b. gun and, that was it wasn't it.) If you need a place to stay, we still haven't sold our old house.
your friend and mine,

Andrea said...

Mandy I love your humorous outlook on the condition of your house. I read this while in class and I had a real hard time not laughing out loud. We've been praying about your family and are glad yall are safe and your house is still somewhat in tact. Love you guys!