...called Things Harper Does to Drive Her Mommy Crazy While Her Daddy is Out of Town.
Brandon has been gone for a week and so far she has:
-Dumped 500 q-tips in the toilet.
-Thrown an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet. Still on the roll.
-Ripped her curtain rod completely out of the wall after being put to bed for the night.
-Woken up early and sampled some brownies for breakfast, before decorating herself with a pink marker I didn't know we had. Before church this morning.
Yes, she is wearing Emerson's panties over her diaper.
-Snuck out into the backyard with her sister (mommy was upstairs with the boys while the girls were watching a movie), stripped down to her birthday suit, and went skinny dipping in the plastic wading pool.
Definitely ready for Hot Brandon to come home tonight. I don't think I can face another naked, brownie-smeared, marker-colored Harper alone in the morning.
2 comments:
But one day you will look back on all of this and smile....I know this to be true from experience!
Jo is lying..... You are so scarred you will never recover... I have never recovered from the pineapple incident....
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