Pregnant Woman Feed

I want to apologize to you.

For three and a half years I have had this blog. You have put up with me rambling on and on about my daughters drinking toilet water, my son smuggling video game accessories in his underwear, and my husband's mild obsession with infomercial products.

But I have neglected to introduce you to these lovely snacks:

The Pickle Wrap.

So simple, yet deceptively tasty.

Ingredients:

Claussen pickle spears. Please don't use a lesser pickle

Whipped cream cheese
Cheap, rectangle-shaped ham slices
Toothpicks

Step 1: Lightly pat dry ham and pickles.

Step 2: Spread thin layer of cream cheese on ham. Change your mind and add a little more cream cheese.

Step 3: Place pickle at one end of ham, then roll up.

Step 4: Place toothpicks about 1/2" apart or so along roll.

Step 5: Slice between toothpicks. Eat the end pieces, because surely all of this work is making you hungry.

If any of them actually make it onto a tray without being eaten first, place a paper towel on the tray under them.

This yummy treat is very popular with pregnant women, college kids, and anyone watching a football game. So I've heard. I may have made them so many times during my daugher's gestation that they became referred to as "Pregnant Women Feed". My uncle has been known to eat these unsliced, without the hassle of all the toothpicks.

Please make these tomorrow.

I won't tell if you make them for breakfast.