This Child

...looks so sweet when he's playing with his bubbles.

...talks nonstop

...loves his big brother

...puts on chap stick and calls it "makeup"

...will only wear his fake-Croc shoes

...is almost completely potty-trained :)

...is full of drama

...has some seriously long and skinny legs that he must have gotten from his Mommy

...will cost us a fortune in orthodontics someday

...no longer screams nonstop like he did when he was a baby

...is a big boy now.

And he fills the toilet with ducks, turtles, lobsters, and rectal thermometers while his mommy is watching The Greatest Show on Television (aka Law and Order).
What a punk.